My sister’s journal: Alan Thick
I stole my sister’s journal today and read the first few pages. A lot of it had to do with her boyfriend and different teachers at her school. However, on the third page, she talks explicitly about her love affair with a certain, older celebrity. “Alan Thick,” she writes, “is sooooo(sic) hot. All I want to do is be with his hot ass!” I am not going to go much farther than this, but I am guessing you know what she talks about next.
More from her journal later.
